Get the fuck outta here with that
An acquaintance from back in Brooklyn seriously just posted a thing on facebook implying that Obama and Jimmy Carter are “mistakes we should not repeat.”
I’m out of evens to can’t here, folks.
An acquaintance from back in Brooklyn seriously just posted a thing on facebook implying that Obama and Jimmy Carter are “mistakes we should not repeat.”
I’m out of evens to can’t here, folks.
I was at an airport a couple of weeks ago, and a child the next gate down had a screech just like a Banshee.
It scared the shit out of me.
(Source: skiesovergideon)
I came home just a few minutes ago, and my boyfriend had taken the spot in front of our building, so I went to park by the mailboxes, about a hundred feet away.
There was a car just…sitting by the mailboxes.
Uneasy, I called my boyfriend to come walk me back to the apartment. Right as he walked up, the car pulled away.
Neither of us saw the driver, but it was especially weird that it pulled away just as someone else came up.
I don’t know how long the car had been there before I got there, and my boyfriend came up a minute after I called him.
We don’t know if this was a random coincidence or what.
Either way, we took down the license plate number and sent an email to the leasing office.
I’d rather have just narced on a neighbor than gotten out of my car and into some bad shit.
That awkward moment when someone who looks just like an ex of yours shows up in a “worst Wolverine” cosplay list…
…and it’s not the ex of yours who actually could have been mistaken for Wolverine.
I apologize to anyone offended by what one prominent black conservative called my ‘very practical and potentially life-saving campaign urging black and Hispanic parents not to let their children go around wearing hoodies’
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Geraldo Rivera, giving the worst apology ever. (via theatlantic)
Where’s a chair wielding Nazi when you really need one?
(via summerjames)
Hear that, you guys? A certified black guy agreed with him! It can’t be racist shit if a black guy agreed!

Shooting mystery: Miami-Dade teen killed by a crime watch captain
Trayvon Martin traveled to Sanford on a trip with his father. The teen returned to his Miami home in a body bag.
Martin, 17, was shot and killed Feb. 26 by a neighborhood crime watch captain.
The circumstances of the shooting are still unknown, but the 26-year-old man who shot Martin, George Zimmerman, gave a statement to police that he shot in self-defense.
Martin’s grieving family said the teen went out around 7:30 on that Sunday during the NBA All-Star Game halftime to get snacks from a nearby 7-Eleven convenience store. He purchased Skittles candies and an Arizona iced tea for his stepbrother.
Somehow, on the way back to the Central Florida townhouse where Martin was staying, he ran into Zimmerman, who was armed with a 9mm handgun, reports said.
Martin was shot once in the chest.
(Read more at MiamiHerald.com)
I’m reblogging this and bolding the age of the murderer.
In everything I’ve seen about this tragedy, it’s the first time I caught the age of the murderer. I thought, given the location of the incident, the murderer was an older man reliving some racist glory days of vigilantism and the segregationist-era assumption that a black teenager in his neighborhood was an interloper.
Nope.
George Zimmerman is younger than I am.
Post racial anything my ass.
BUT HE’S TOTES NOT RACIST, GUYS!
So I’m watching last night’s Glee on Hulu, which means I’m getting the special commercials based on my area or whatever.
There’s a JC Penney commercial all about Ooooh February.
Most of it is things like Valentine’s day, going on trips to warmer locations, and at 19 seconds in, oh hey! Black History Month gets a nod!
…
In the form of a white elementary school aged boy, dressed as Abe Lincoln, hip hop dancing, while four girls dance around him. I can’t decide if the demographic mix of the girls is a bad thing or a worse thing.
I am out of evens to can’t here, guys.
I went to Speed tonight.
It was a bit of a fiasco, as my body is still exhausted from preparing from assessments, and the yoga class I took last night didn’t work all the sore out. I crapped out before the last drill (push relays) because I’d taken a nasty fall.
I have two kinds of falls: I’ve pushed myself to the brink of exhaustion and my muscles literally can’t support me, so my form goes sideways and I trip over myself and eat shit spectacularly, and all other kinds of falls. Over the last couple of months, it’s become a lot more of the former and a lot fewer of the latter.
I usually crap out in the middle of drills. If I don’t, and I don’t sit out the next drill, I have an exhaustion fall.
I am getting increasingly frustrated and frankly, worried, by my body’s seeming inability to build endurance. I’m also concerned this is related to my steadily increasing weight, which is another thing that’s been happening. Seeing as unusual weight gain is often a symptom, and not a cause of things, that’s also worth investigating.
I’m seeing my doctor again next week, and we’re going to outline a plan that’s looking to include things like sleep studies and dieticians.
Once again, derby provides a reason to address something now I would otherwise have procrastinated on.
Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan.- Jonathan Coulton
When I was in high school, I downloaded the shit out of a lot of mp3s.
The most-downloaded content was: Cake, various punk acts, and Ani DiFranco.
Albums I eventually purchased: Work by all those artists.
Concerts I went to: Shows featuring all those artists.
Merch I bought: Er, mostly Ani DiFranco’s stuff, but mostly because her stuff was more accessibly priced for a teenager.
This is still true today, by the way. If I download something and I like it, I will probably go see it live, and probably buy merch. If I don’t buy the album, I will listen to it on Spotify or Pandora, which are two ways to listen to music for free, but still gets money to the artists.
I’d much rather watch a show on thenetworkthatshowison.com, or hulu, than go looking for it on TVDuck.
I like voting with my dollar. I’d rather do that than watch pirated versions of things.
And I know most other people on the internet feel the same.