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Racism in my roller derby? It’s more likely than you think.


There is a derby team here in Florida that makes me extremely uncomfortable. I’m not the only one that refers to them as “the racist team” or “the confederate team” – and the fact that they’ve completed a season (albeit an extremely short one) without being called out on their logo/jerseys/team name needs to be rectified immediately.

First – let’s talk about the jerseys and the confederate flag.

Photos from Rebel Belle’s website

These are the home (grey) and away (red) jerseys of the Rebel Belles. The grey coloring is a throwback to the grey that the confederate army wore and the striping on the sides is clearly meant to reference the confederate flag rather than the American flag.


For those who aren’t familiar with it, the confederate flag was the official flag used by the South in the Civil War. There are hundreds of books that explore the reasoning behind the Civil War and the South’s secession, and I will wager that the vast majority of them reference the issue of slavery and racism as one of the main causes. White supremacy is not just a small part of the flag’s history either.

“In 1863 Confederates established their new official national flag. Placing the battle flag that ‘was endeared to every Confederate heart’ on a snow-white field to symbolize ‘our extreme purity and innocence,’ it was ‘a suitable emblem of our young confederacy, and, sustained by the brave strong arms of the south’ would soon ‘be hailed by the civilized world as THE WHITE MAN’S FLAG.’ Another writer saw it as ‘the symbol of the white man’s cause.’” (source)

Many people argue that the flag is a symbol of heritage for many Southerners, but this argument completely rules out the feeling of those who were impacted by the Civil War and are still impacted by racial issues today.

“The Confederate flag symbolizes dehumanization, injustice and pain. It is a stark reminder of an era in our history that was defined by the abhorrent practice of slavery. And it is representative of a mentality that looked upon Blacks as inferiors who needed to remain in the shackles of subservience. If you don’t believe me, ask family members of those that were beaten, castrated and lynched under the guise of that Confederate flag.” (source)

One important activity going on in the world today is that white supremacists and Nazis in other countries are currently flying the confederate flag as a symbol of their beliefs because they cannot legally fly a swastika. Let that sink in. This is a flag that actual Nazis are using because of what it symbolizes here in America and now all over the world. (source)

Even after reading all of that you may be thinking, “Oh jeez, it’s just a flag and their jerseys might not even be referencing it!” Well, have you seen the logo?

Photo from Rebel Belle’s Facebook Page

Yes, that’s the hat of a confederate soldier and the same type of guns that were used in the civil war to kill those pesky northerners who opposed slavery and wanted to preserve our country. What’s more is that their coach regularly wears a battle cap to bouts.

Photo from Rebel Belle’s Facebook Page

Now, you can easily dismiss the jersey colors = flag argument if you’d like, but when you have the skaters and coaches deliberately wearing symbols of hatred and slavery, you can’t ignore it. Flying the confederate flag has been likened to brandishing a Swastika (source), so wearing battle gear similar to those treasonous soldiers is absolutely unacceptable.

“We should not honor or respect the symbols of any government or soldier who not only fought for ideals directly opposed to the central founding ideals of our country, but were willing to kill those who stood in their way. We don’t fly the flag of traitors.” (source)

Another thing I would like to mention is that this team refers to their fans as “The Grey Army” which is a clear reference to the confederate soldiers, who wore grey. As a fan of this team, you have instantly been labeled as a traitor to our country and our freedom.

And because I think it’s irrelevant at this point, I won’t go into other things like how they only have 5 of their own skaters and borrow enough skilled players to bout and win, they’re an offshoot of an offshoot of an offshoot (basically, the skaters can’t get along with others), they strictly prohibit their skaters from dancing during bouts, and their attitude and trash talking on the bench is so negative that it frustrated NSOs and referees to exhaustion at a game a few months ago.

“…When an individual or group turns ugly, it is your duty to speak up. Because if you do not, you are quietly cosigning whatever despicable act they have committed.” (source)

This quote is one of the many reasons I’m speaking up about this issue. I don’t believe this team’s attitude has a place in roller derby. The derby community has always strived to be inclusive to all walks of life. Hatred and racism are not welcome. With the recent events of Ferguson putting race in the forefront of people’s minds nationwide, this would be a perfect time for the Rebel Belles to evaluate exactly what they stand for and why they chose their logo, colors, and name.

This is disgusting and gross, and I will be appalled and complaining my to rep if they get a WFTDA apprenticeship/membership.

If I was on a team slated to play them/assigned to NSO or announce a game they were in, I would skip the game in protest.

This is NOT OKAY.



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Okay, this made me cry. Watch it!

I can’t wait for this. What an amazing thing

I’m not saying this will make you cry on your keyboard, but this will TOTALLY make you cry on your keyboard.



The CaiRollers are Egypt’s first Roller Derby team. They all sound amazing.


Dashcon ATX

heliogoodbye and I are standing in the Austin Convention Center scrolling the #Ball_Pit tag on our phones.

We got Dashcon right here.

An extra hour in the ball pit?

Nah son. We got TXRG roller derby.

Pet Peeve

I can’t with people who draw characters as derby players, but draw the gear wrong. There is SO much info out there, and so many photos, diagrams, and descriptions. It’s not hard to find.

"Derby safety gear."

That’s all you need to search.

Please do it, or no matter how awesome your art is, I’m going to wince and not reblog it.

Anonymous asked
A local roller derby team is called the Woodstock Warriors. Their logo has a woman in braids wearing beads and feathers in her hair. She's also holding a tomahawk (with feathers on that, too). Racist or just woefully fucking ignorant? Both?


How the fuck do you think “woefully fucking ignorant” could possibly mitigate this obviously racist bullshit, damn.

I get extra sad when racist bulshittery is committed by members of the roller derby community.

But just because you’re a part of a community that prides itself on inclusivity and open-mindedness doesn’t mean that same community can’t fuck up bad.

I love how I’ve had them for almost two years, and my skates are still the sample image for the custom AR-1s on Medusa Skates.
Also, you should all shop Medusa Skates. It’s Austin local, derby owned, and pretty much made of awesome.
Also, this is the shop kitty:

His name is Deckster and he’s adorable.

I love how I’ve had them for almost two years, and my skates are still the sample image for the custom AR-1s on Medusa Skates.

Also, you should all shop Medusa Skates. It’s Austin local, derby owned, and pretty much made of awesome.

Also, this is the shop kitty:

His name is Deckster and he’s adorable.

davisthefuckedup asked
What's your advice for wearing skates at a con?

GREAT question!

  1. Be confident in your ability to skate on a variety of different surfaces.
  2. Soft wheels kinda suck on carpet, but plan accordingly if you’ll be skating on concrete. Marble (like in hotel/convention center lobbies) is hella slick. I’d rather wear softer wheels for outdoors/slick indoor surfaces, and tighten the shit out of them to walk on carpet like they were platform shoes. Soft hotel carpet is an entirely different surface than hard-packed high-traffic convention center carpet. 
  3. Be confident in your ability to navigate chaos. If you’re used to playing roller derby or street skating, this shouldn’t be much trouble. You can’t control the people around you who are not on skates. They’re not looking for you, so you have to be aware of them. 
  4. Wear at least your knee, elbow, and wrist guards at all times. Helmet, too, if it’s convenient or comfortable. If you are outdoors, wear your helmet, no question. 
  5. Have a change of shoes on hand. I prefer flip-flops, or a similarly lightweight sandal for this. It is very likely security/con ops will ask you to remove your skates. Be prepared to do so.
  6. Seriously, plan for the likelihood that photos are the only time you’ll be able to keep your skates on.
  7. I love things like skate nooses, and wearing belts with flip-flops laced through the belt for convenience. (I don’t wear socks when I skate, so I don’t have the “what do I do with my socks?” issue.)
  8. As long as you plan ahead and work around contingencies, you should be fine.