An expat New Yorker living in Austin. This blog contains high quantities of: roller derby, comics, harry potter, supernatural, doctor who, welcome to night vale, fringe, glee (show and state of being), social justice discussion, and whatever the hell else I feel like putting here.
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I sent my SIL the gifset of Beyonce talking about Popeye’s and how we clearly need to hang out with her because Popeye’s is delicious.
And my SIL said at the end of her reply
She just became way cool.
How can I trust again, tumblr?
-LOVE the anxiety dream. Rachel has all the classics. Shout out to Glee for including the loss of teeth in there. That’s the one I always get. (It’s not fun.)
-Love Fool is such a fantastic song. Especially for Lea Michele’s voice. Love all the S1/intro to Glee costumes for all the characters.
-NICE AMERICAN BEAUTY SHOUT OUT.
-Rachel NEVER READ THE COMMENTS.
-Kurt, you are a good friend.
-We’re…back in Ohio? But…Ohio…
-New York City *is* shaped like a dong, and it absolutely does smell like hot pee. But it’s home. *sigh* *books a flight home*
-Aw, I love when Sue and Will duet.
-Oh, Tina. Shut your face hole.
-Fuck yeah, Mercedes, taking that one for the team.
-Oh, Sue. You’re ridiculous.
-TINA, SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE.
-Oh, good tactic, Santana.
-FINN’S SEAT. (actual tears in my actual eyes.)
-That’s right, Rachel. Use it, don’t let it use you.
-Who IS this dude???
-Whoa, Producer, that is some fucked up shit to lay on your lead actor. That’s not okay. I realize I’ve only worked on the Off-est of Off-Broadway shows, but if I was a stage manager in a show where that happened, I’d fucking kill them. Even if that was the hand that signed my paycheck. You don’t fuck with an actor mid-show like that.
-Oh wow. Sue and Rachel dueting is gorgeous. Can we get more of this forever???
-Oh ow Finn. Ow.
-Dammit, now I want eggplant parm. Do you know how hard it is to find good eggplant parm in Austin??
-BLAINE YA DONE GOOD.
-Blaine walking in is the funniest thing ever.
-SLOW CLAP IT OUT.
-That was a weird episode that emphasized all the things other than what we wanted it to emphasize.