An expat New Yorker living in Austin. This blog contains high quantities of: roller derby, comics, harry potter, supernatural, doctor who, welcome to night vale, fringe, glee (show and state of being), social justice discussion, and whatever the hell else I feel like putting here.
Find me on Skype at: dontbearuinerstapler

 

lord-of-discord:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

this is really calming and satisfying.

lord-of-discord:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

this is really calming and satisfying.

danofthetubes:

anemia:

damianoisfamous:

excadrill:

the look

So the internet just gave my tumblr name a whole new (literal) meaning. I was alerted to a photo of me gathering massive attention via a friend who linked me to a Reddit post titled “Don’t worry guys, I’m taking hipster to the next level.”Apparently some guy on the train uploaded this photo to twitter it has been spreading like wildfire since. Surprisingly when I read the thread on Reddit a lot of it was positive/supportive. I’m surprised by how unfazed and genuinely funny I find the negative comments. People’s theories as to why I am dressed like this, and who I really am are also really interesting. I’m dressed like this for a number reasons. Firstly, and fore-mostly, I genuinely like the clothes I am wearing. I’ve described my look as “anywhere from hipster chic to kawaii gangsta Harajuku princess”. This is the epitome of the latter. I love sailor moon, I love pink, those converse are kawaii as fuck and yeah fuck you I’m wearing Prada sunglasses. I don’t really dress like this all the time, but I wish I did more often. I mostly don’t because I want to keep the look fresh. I wore this outfit because I had an art exhibition at my college and wanted to express myself.I also find men’s fashion extremely limiting in both types of clothes, cuts of clothes and colours. Women have so many beautiful options. So I pillage their aisles a lot because I wanna look pretty.This was also a statement. As an artist I think fashion is incredibly important. This day, I wanted something that not only reflected my personality and artistic sensibilities but also have some social commentary. A lot of my work, or what I want my work to speak about, is sex and sexuality and notions of gender and gender roles. How many of you knew pink actually use to be associated with boys, not girls? Personally I think the idea of “This is a boy colour”, “This is a girl colour” or “Barbies are for girls”, “Power Rangers are for boys” is dumb as fuck. Creating social and cultural boundaries does nothing but limit the potential of a person. By dressing like this I am breaking that boundary for myself and attempting to reflect that sentiment.  

an inspiration

Keeps getting better. Rock on, man.


As someone who plays roller derby, this outfit is totally normal. For men and women. Rock on, dude.

danofthetubes:

anemia:

damianoisfamous:

excadrill:

the look


So the internet just gave my tumblr name a whole new (literal) meaning. I was alerted to a photo of me gathering massive attention via a friend who linked me to a Reddit post titled “Don’t worry guys, I’m taking hipster to the next level.”

Apparently some guy on the train uploaded this photo to twitter it has been spreading like wildfire since. Surprisingly when I read the thread on Reddit a lot of it was positive/supportive. I’m surprised by how unfazed and genuinely funny I find the negative comments. People’s theories as to why I am dressed like this, and who I really am are also really interesting. 

I’m dressed like this for a number reasons. Firstly, and fore-mostly, I genuinely like the clothes I am wearing. I’ve described my look as “anywhere from hipster chic to kawaii gangsta Harajuku princess”. This is the epitome of the latter. I love sailor moon, I love pink, those converse are kawaii as fuck and yeah fuck you I’m wearing Prada sunglasses. I don’t really dress like this all the time, but I wish I did more often. I mostly don’t because I want to keep the look fresh. I wore this outfit because I had an art exhibition at my college and wanted to express myself.

I also find men’s fashion extremely limiting in both types of clothes, cuts of clothes and colours. Women have so many beautiful options. So I pillage their aisles a lot because I wanna look pretty.

This was also a statement. As an artist I think fashion is incredibly important. This day, I wanted something that not only reflected my personality and artistic sensibilities but also have some social commentary. A lot of my work, or what I want my work to speak about, is sex and sexuality and notions of gender and gender roles. How many of you knew pink actually use to be associated with boys, not girls? Personally I think the idea of “This is a boy colour”, “This is a girl colour” or “Barbies are for girls”, “Power Rangers are for boys” is dumb as fuck. Creating social and cultural boundaries does nothing but limit the potential of a person. By dressing like this I am breaking that boundary for myself and attempting to reflect that sentiment.  

an inspiration

Keeps getting better. Rock on, man.

As someone who plays roller derby, this outfit is totally normal.
For men and women.

Rock on, dude.

(Source: exxxmilitary)

I sent my SIL the gifset of Beyonce talking about Popeye’s and how we clearly need to hang out with her because Popeye’s is delicious.

And my SIL said at the end of her reply

She just became way cool. 

JUST??

How can I trust again, tumblr?

So I guess someone got winter a cab, then?

So I guess someone got winter a cab, then?

Anonymous asked
how do you give a girl an orgasm?

jessica-fay:

baroniansmythe:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

hahahahahahahah

Jill Watches Glee 5x17

-LOVE the anxiety dream. Rachel has all the classics. Shout out to Glee for including the loss of teeth in there. That’s the one I always get. (It’s not fun.)

-Love Fool is such a fantastic song. Especially for Lea Michele’s voice. Love all the S1/intro to Glee costumes for all the characters.

-NICE AMERICAN BEAUTY SHOUT OUT.

-Rachel NEVER READ THE COMMENTS.

-Kurt, you are a good friend.

-We’re…back in Ohio? But…Ohio…

-New York City *is* shaped like a dong, and it absolutely does smell like hot pee. But it’s home. *sigh* *books a flight home*

-Aw, I love when Sue and Will duet.

-Oh, Tina. Shut your face hole.

-Fuck yeah, Mercedes, taking that one for the team.

-Oh, Sue. You’re ridiculous.

-TINA, SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE.

-Oh, good tactic, Santana.

-FINN’S SEAT. (actual tears in my actual eyes.)

-That’s right, Rachel. Use it, don’t let it use you.

-Who IS this dude???

-Whoa, Producer, that is some fucked up shit to lay on your lead actor. That’s not okay. I realize I’ve only worked on the Off-est of Off-Broadway shows, but if I was a stage manager in a show where that happened, I’d fucking kill them. Even if that was the hand that signed my paycheck. You don’t fuck with an actor mid-show like that.

-Oh wow. Sue and Rachel dueting is gorgeous. Can we get more of this forever???

-Oh ow Finn. Ow.

-Dammit, now I want eggplant parm. Do you know how hard it is to find good eggplant parm in Austin??

-BLAINE YA DONE GOOD.

-Blaine walking in is the funniest thing ever.

-SLOW CLAP IT OUT.

-That was a weird episode that emphasized all the things other than what we wanted it to emphasize.