An expat New Yorker living in Austin. This blog contains high quantities of: roller derby, comics, harry potter, supernatural, doctor who, welcome to night vale, fringe, glee (show and state of being), social justice discussion, and whatever the hell else I feel like putting here.

32, Female, bi/pan, a swingng pendulum between butch and femme, she/her pronouns

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goosberrye:

Buster Keaton’s ‘bitch-face’… Even giving a dirty look he still looks beautiful

goosberrye:

Buster Keaton’s ‘bitch-face’… Even giving a dirty look he still looks beautiful

sttngfashion:

Literally the only thing I write checks for is my rent, but if I had these, I wouldn’t use Chase Quickpay to reimburse Charlie for those tickets to the Maria Bamford show he bought for us. 

Get them here.

h/t @hey_friend

AMAZING.

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

everythingthatiswrongwithamerica:

Tilda’s video will guest star David Bowie and Iman, holding the train of her seaweed gown.

(Source: travalicious)

rocketandquill:

Quill said that singing to plants made them grow better.  Rocket didn’t believe it, but that didn’t mean he was gonna take the chance that it wasn’t true.

WELL NOW I’M CRYING THANKS.

rocketandquill:

Quill said that singing to plants made them grow better.  Rocket didn’t believe it, but that didn’t mean he was gonna take the chance that it wasn’t true.

WELL NOW I’M CRYING THANKS.

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
i just
; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

This is how Norange got when we first brought him in.

sarawildish:

glampora:

leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

he has CAT TEARS.

This is how Norange got when we first brought him in.

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

See also: How I enrolled in physical therapy for my right knee for the next few weeks.

Sigh.