An expat New Yorker living in Austin. This blog contains high quantities of: roller derby, comics, harry potter, supernatural, doctor who, welcome to night vale, fringe, glee (show and state of being), social justice discussion, and whatever the hell else I feel like putting here.
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sadpearonmars:

dorkilybeautiful:

dontbearuiner:

GO HOME WINTER, YOU’RE DRUNK. #weather #wtf

There was FROST on my CAR.  

I don’t think I can ever remember it being this cold so far into April. What. The. Hell.

I did not move to Texas to be cold in April!!

sadpearonmars:

dorkilybeautiful:

dontbearuiner:

GO HOME WINTER, YOU’RE DRUNK. #weather #wtf

There was FROST on my CAR.  

I don’t think I can ever remember it being this cold so far into April. What. The. Hell.

I did not move to Texas to be cold in April!!

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

(Source: nickigrants)

Still not the worst #InNOut drive thru line I’ve been in. #animalstyle

Still not the worst #InNOut drive thru line I’ve been in. #animalstyle

deducecanoe:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

warrioromen:

I’m laughing so hard I might cry omg Aaron.

MYSELF AND AARON ARE ONE

I snorted. At work.

"Actual Cannibal, eh? We’ll see about that…"

deducecanoe:

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

warrioromen:

I’m laughing so hard I might cry omg Aaron.

MYSELF AND AARON ARE ONE

I snorted. At work.

"Actual Cannibal, eh? We’ll see about that…"

(Source: suits-and-madness)

thebobsburgerexperiment:

Poutine on the Ritz Burger - (Comes with poutine fries)Season 2, Episode 9: Beefsquatch
Guaranteed to delight your tastebuds - this all beef patty is cooked in brown gravy, topped with sliced potato fries, fresh cheese curds and ritz cracker crumbs and comes with poutine fries. It may be an unpleasant smattering of orange, tan and brown on the plate - but once you lick it clean you’d never know the difference
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Get in my face hole.

thebobsburgerexperiment:

Poutine on the Ritz Burger - (Comes with poutine fries)
Season 2, Episode 9: Beefsquatch

Guaranteed to delight your tastebuds - this all beef patty is cooked in brown gravy, topped with sliced potato fries, fresh cheese curds and ritz cracker crumbs and comes with poutine fries. It may be an unpleasant smattering of orange, tan and brown on the plate - but once you lick it clean you’d never know the difference

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Get in my face hole.

nudityandnerdery:

In case you weren’t aware, it’s kind of a huge deal for a spy to wear personal jewelry in public. (x)

Go read the link, it’s a great piece.

Feels. Send help.

(Source: staingirl)